Call me Bald Boy

There I was, minding my own business, when this insane, wild creature jumped out at me, forced me into a chair and began to shave my hair! I pleaded and begged, but, with a maniacal laugh, the crazy creature forced my head back and began to cut! Finally, I managed to wrench my head away, but the damage was done. A part of my hair was gone off of the side of my head! I have, however, forgiven the creature, who I believe was not in her right mind, and has duly paid for her crime.